1. photo

    photo

    photo

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  2. theyellowbrickroad:

George w bush is here and ready to party

    theyellowbrickroad:

    George w bush is here and ready to party

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  3. elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

    elsarendelle:

    IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

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  4. officialwhitegirls:

    2000yr:

    What the hell is the science side of tumblr

    image

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  6. dragonstars:

    making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

    image

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  7. nativeandnaive:

    legendxofxzach:

    One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

    You fucking champ

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  8. theamazingindi:

    listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

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  10. theblackrising:

    thedauntlessbrave:

    spicy-vagina-tacos:

    gageb69:

    spicy-vagina-tacos:

    if you’re feeling embarrassed by middle school you, just remember during my scene phase my catch phrase was “pink is punk 101” which was influenced by zoey 101

    I went through an even worse phase…black. I always sagged my pants, and even had a do-rag. 

    That’s actually pretty racist

    More like incredibly racist.

    *waits for black tumblr to assemble*

    (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

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