this is your pilot speaking, yes we’re having difficulties, we’ve realised that this isnt actually a functionable plane but instead a very convincing lego replica
I don’t think Florida’s even a real place anymore.
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
yo that fruit is a dick
oh my god i just witnessed a dramatic breakup between two 13 year olds
poor little fuck
LOOK AT THIS GEM I FOUND ON POF.
ONE OF A KIND.
I DON’T THINK HE KNOWS HE’S ABOUT TO GET INTERNET FAMOUS.
im gonna do that thing where u message someone randomly asking for ur sandals back ill keep u guys updated
oh my god
people are so nICE ABOUT THIS
things have taken a dramatic turn
dammit my cover is blown
PEOPLE ARE WAY TO NICE ABOUT MY NON EXISTENT SANDALS
IM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE